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astraldemise:

astraldemise:

for college i want to start making chimera plushies but i cant stand the idea of cutting up a plushie..

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i cannot express how distraught this question makes me feel

sylviii:

chumbie:

gertrudefrankenstein:

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So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

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meme of a boy in military dress saluting captioned "me when a [butch lesbian] tell me to [get in the bag]". the bottom has been photoshopped so that his feet are in a large ikea bagALT

zagreus:

zagreus:

there’s only one good absurd threat that’s ever been posted on Twitter Dot Com but it is (as the kids say)a real doozy

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calware:

calware:

professor-aggressor:

calware:

calware:

schwirrymartz:

calware:

calware:

just the concept of a kid fusing with her dog… her dog that practically raised her since she was a small child and loves her so much that he’ll bend the laws of physics to keep her safe. and now that love will always be a part of her, something that is both so comforting and so so isolating. she will never see him again

what’s fullmetal alchemist

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this is the best possible reaction image for this post because the tweet originally said homestuck

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oh you know

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this is the first time in my life i’ve seen a meme edited so much that it just says the original text again

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cb1296:

animentality:

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Reminds me of this lol

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animatedamerican:

supervillainny:

animatedamerican:

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

Post 1: workplace

Post 2: everywhere else

… you know what, codicil accepted

brendanicus:

The only thing funnier than the FOB We Didn’t Start the Fire cover is libs handwringing over the “Shinzo Abe blown away” line as “tasteless” since a) it’s literally just an update of the lyric “JFK blown away” and b) Shinzo Abe getting murked by a Fallout 4 contraption shotgun was one of the funniest and coolest things to happen in the last ten years and he 100% deserved it